Thirty-two years in hotel housekeeping, eighteen of them inspecting rooms. Every method, every cupboard mix and every company recipe, written down plainly in three books, with every safety rule checked against what makers say today.
18 YEARS INSPECTING ROOMSI started as a motel room attendant in 1991, when my family needed the money, and I spent the next thirty-two years in hotel housekeeping: fourteen cleaning rooms and training new housekeepers, and the last eighteen as a supervisor and room inspector, deciding whether each room was ready for the next guest. I retired in 2023 and live near Savannah now.
Hotels gave me the method. My mama, back home in Alabama, gave me the rest: a basket of plain things, one room a day, and a house that was always ready for company. These three books are both halves, written down.
An inspector looks at a room differently: from the door, from the side, with a flat hand and a first breath. The books teach you to see your own house that way, room by room.
FAILS
PASSESDeep pockets, hospital corners, the fold-down band, and the pillowcase trick every good hotel uses.
FAILS
PASSESTwo cloths, two colors, never trading jobs, and the side-light check that shows what the front never does.
FAILS
PASSESThe ring of scale nobody sees from the front, and the soak that lifts it without scrubbing the finish off.
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A minute later, on your phone, tablet or computer. Print any page you like.
The download link comes to your inbox too, so you can open them again any time.
Each book stands on its own. Together they're everything I know about keeping a house that's easy to keep and easy to come home to.
Big type on purpose, plenty of photographs, and a printable card at the end of every chapter. Tap a page to see it up close.




My word on it. If the books aren't right for you, write to me within 7 days and you'll get your money back. You can keep the books.
No, honey, these are digital books (PDF files). Nothing ships. About a minute after you pay, they open on your phone, tablet or computer, and the link comes to your email so you can open them again any time. If you'd like paper, print the pages you want at home or at a print shop.
You don't need to be. You press one button and the book opens, with no account and no password. If it doesn't open, write to me with the form below and I'll walk you through it or give your money back.
Yes. The text is set large on purpose, with wide margins and plenty of space, and every page can be zoomed on a tablet. The checklists have big tick boxes and print well in black and white.
The launch sale takes 10% off every book and set until November 30 (code SALE10), and the buttons on this page add it for you. If you got the welcome gift, code FAYE5 is added instead, for 15% off in all. Only one code works at a time, so you always get the bigger one.
No. One payment, one time. No membership, no monthly charge, no free trial that turns into a bill.
No. Book One uses ordinary store products by type (no brands to buy). Book Two shows you how to do most jobs with a few cheap staples like vinegar, baking soda and dish soap, with every safety rule spelled out.
Write to me within 7 days and you'll get your money back. Keep the books anyway.
No. The channel has a handful of methods. The books have the whole house, room by room, in the right order, with the parts that don't fit in a video: the inspection checks, the limits, the printable cards, the mixes and the recipes.
That's what my mama always said a house should be. These books will get you there, one room at a time.
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